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译者注：刚刚哼着小曲下了高速，找了一个咖啡厅就开始忙活（虽然医生禁止我喝咖啡了）。但是禁不住开心呐！

老规矩，先赞后看，养成习惯~

The Philadelphia 76ers defeat the Boston Celtics with a final score of 119 to 115

【赛后】费城76人119比115战胜波士顿凯尔特人，系列赛1-0

DWelbeckUnrealVision：JAMES IS HIM

阵前再亮旧时剑，寒光凛凛似当年！

RabbitWolfie：This may be Harden’s greatest playoff game ever. I’m in awe

这可能是登哥有史以来最伟大的季后赛表演，他真的把我打服了。

MakeAShadow：2018 Harden arrives precisely when he is needed.

火箭登临危受命，力挽狂澜于既倒。

--ProfessorBeast55：Fear The Beard

----EruOreki:Oh God I missed hearing this

啊宝贝儿，我可太怀念这句了！

Pxter：Harden really said “I’ll do what I want on my day off” and put up 45 sheesh

登哥生涯嘴最硬一战：“老子休息时想咋地就咋地用你管”，然后轻描淡写砍45分，这就是大佬吗？

--CoreyH2P：Take that man to a strip club TONIGHT

波士顿的夜店谁熟？晚上带登哥逛逛，我买单！

Dakota360ci：Eat a dick, Boston.

我在波士顿广场卖棒棒鸡。

--happyhappy7：Fucking beautiful

生意兴隆！

Slamtt：Reggie Miller sucking off the whole Boston team right before Brogdon threw the ball and the game away was glorious.

雷吉·米勒整晚都在把凯尔特人吹得天花乱坠，直到布罗格登把球传给了费城。

mooNy_pZ：Can we appreciate BBALL PAUL draining 4 FTs cold as ice like that holy shit. The pressure there cannot be overstated

吾有上将里德，目如炬，气如冰。万矢头悬而不自乱，四记罚球箭箭穿心。

Tokeallday：Paul Reed just played 37 minutes in a massive playoff game on the road. +8, a double double, only 4 fouls, and those 4 insanely clutch free throws. This man just earned himself millions of dollars. I fucking love Paul Reed.

里德在季后赛高端局里打了37分钟，还是客场。正负值+8，两双，只有4次犯规，还命中4个决定胜负的大心脏罚球。这哥们属实给自己打出几百万的合同没跑了，爱死他了。

Mitchdwx：Bball Paul stepped up and swished 4 CLUTCH free throws. If he misses even one Boston has a chance to tie at the end. Everyone will be talking about Harden, and deservedly so, but Reed was the one who iced this game.

里德挺身而出，稳稳命中四记关键罚球。但凡他丢了一个，波士顿都有机会在最后关头追平比分。我知道大家都在吹登哥，但里德真是今天的关键先生。

Skullastic：So we gonna talk about how Paul Reed less scared of FT than Giannis?

所以咱们要不要谈谈里德在罚球方面领先字母多少年？

Itonlygetsdeeper：Fam... we traded Ben Simmons for James Harden 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

家人们，怕你们忘了，我们可是用本西换来的登哥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

--The_Thirsty_Crow：“Nets won the trade”

“篮网赢麻了”

--mastermind208：We literally got more production out of Harden in this ONE playoff game than Nets will get out of Ben for his career 💀🤣

我登哥今天一场季后赛的产出，他网可能需要穷极本西一生都得不到。💀🤣

PointB1ank：Glenn gets a lot of hate when he's bad, but his coaching choices tonight were great, especially in the 4th. Props

猪头被我们追着喷了一年，但今晚尤其是第四节，他的执教是大师级的！

TomassoLP：We win that game by 20+ with Jo. The fact we stole one without him is HUGE. Get healthy big fella.

要是大帝能打，今晚岂不得赢20分。大帝不打还能偷一场胜利简直完美。大帝快点给老子好起来！

--ChaoticNyanCat：SIXERS IN 4, FUCK IT

特娘的，不装了，四场结束！

EnvironmentalFun478：A Rockets fan celebrating with y’all, Harden nuclear games are amazing to watch

火箭球迷过来串门，大家一起为我登哥打call啊！

MikeyMortadella：Harden master class to steal game 1 + Embiid winning MVP tomorrow = r/NBA meltdown incoming

登哥梦回巅峰率队赢下G1+大帝明天颁发MVP奖杯=湿乎乎的崩溃末日到了

Califournya：PJ TUCKER SCORED 0 POINTS. INSTANT WIN.

塔爷又硬了一整场，一发不射，真男人。

Wanjugahara：Man I feel like crying. James Harden is the fucking boss. That last 3

兄弟们我真的泪崩了。登哥梦回巅峰统治联盟！最后的三分我快死过去了！

DELCO-PHILLY-BOY：The other thing was Harden had absolutely zero whistle tonight. Did it all from the field.

But foul merchant lmfao

另一点是登哥今晚完全没靠哨子，全是实打实的命中投篮。

“但他仍然只会造犯规，嗯”

Jay-Kane123：The funniest moment of the game is when Tobias somehow ran in circles for eternity with 2.9 seconds left on the shot clock and eventually finished at the rim.

还剩2.9秒的时候大哥在场上转圈圈，居然还上了个空篮，可笑死我了。

Chessh2036：Hawks fan here, just wanted to say THANK YOU. Also seems like you guys learned what we did: target Al Horford. 3 more to go!!

老鹰球迷过来跟你们说声谢谢！不过看起来你费也偷师了我们的经验——追着霍福德往死里打就完事了。继续加油，再拼三场，我看好你们！

--KidToucherALPHA：yo i kinda fw the hawks cuz y’all helped us get rid of ben so we chill

自从你们帮我们甩掉西蒙斯之后，费鹰就一家亲了！

Noahjdengler：James Harden is the best playoff performer since Steph Curry last night

詹姆斯·哈登是继昨晚的史蒂芬·库里后最好的季后赛球员！

Hoses850：That wasn’t James Harden, that was Jimmy Harden.

这不是詹姆斯·哈登，这是吉米·巴特登。

Flockofmoose：PAUL MOTHERFUCKING REED

TYRESE GODDAMN MAXEY

JAMES "JIMMY ""BUCKETS"" FUCKING HARDEN

also yay tobi

保罗·妈妈爱我·里德

泰雷斯·爸爸爱我·马克西

詹姆斯·吉米·有篮子·真特娘的硬·登

还有我大哥嘿嘿

PantherGod772：I have the most insane migraine right now and need to go to sleep to be productive during tomorrow’s shift but DAMN. I ain’t sleeping after that masterclass.

我现在正偏头痛，照理说应该睡觉，毕竟明天还得上班。但是靠，这么爽让我怎么睡得着！

AdamFeigs：I woke my kids up

我就不一样了，我把我孩子们全都摇醒了一起嗨。

CornSprint：Do I just call the doctor now because this shit isn't going away in four hours

救命，我已经高潮四个小时了，我是不是该叫医生啊？

NJO973：This game cured my depression 😁

这场比赛治好了我的抑郁症😁

UpliftedWeeb：James harden you can fuck my wife

登，吾妻，汝养之。

Calcutta637：max harden

给我登哥顶薪！

FroggedDude：Imma donate my sister to the local strip club just keep this man here we all gotta do our part

我要把我妹妹捐给脱衣舞俱乐部。为了留下登哥，这座城市的所有人都要尽自己的那份力！

Burnernowtaken：Who wins?

The second best team in the regular season and a defending Eastern Conference champion

vs

A man with a beard

常规赛全联盟第二好的球队，东部卫冕冠军 VS 一个大胡子憨憨

你们猜谁能赢？

SoberToDeath2：Harden is 100% our best player. Give him the keys and let him lead

毫无疑问哈登才是我们的头儿，把球给他就完事了。

Bgallagb：celtics sub in absolute disbelief. you love to see it

大家快去凯区啊，突出一整个怀疑人生哈哈哈。

Abecedorkian：Fuck the celtics

凯尔特人好绿。

Nasyboy221：We legit have a better coach than the Celtics that fucking hilarious hahahahahah

万万没想到，和绿凯相比我们居然是在教练这里有优势哈哈哈哈哈

Califournya：From 2018-2022, Harden was like 9-1 vs the Celtics. CARRY US.

从18年以来，登哥揍绿凯好像就没手下留情过，请继续带我们飞！

November_Coming_Fire：I’m guessing PJ screamed out Reed at halftime. It was a completely different performance in the second half

我猜塔爷中场肯定又把里德骂得狗血淋头了，上下半场完全判若两人。

OutlandishnessShot87：all time shot

《史诗之投》

Ok-Athlete-7232：

If James Harden has a million fans, I’m one of them.

If James Harden has 5 fans, I’m one of them.

If James Harden has 1 fan, that one is me.

If James Harden has no fans, I’m no longer alive.

If the world is against James Harden, I’m against the entire world.

Til my last breath, I’ll support James Harden

若登拥百万信徒匍匐脚下，那吾则是其中之一。

若登余五名死士誓死捍卫，那吾则是其中之一。

若登唯一人追随不离不弃，那吾必将是此拥趸。

若登终茕茕孑立形影相吊，那吾亦将不复存在。

若登要孤身对抗整个世界，那吾亦与世界为敌。

至吾生命尽终墓志铭上镌：唯登而拥此生无憾。

AFishOutOfWater3：

💐Maxey

💐Melton

💐Reed

💐Harris

💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐

💐💐💐💐💐💐 Harden 💐💐💐💐💐💐

💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐 

177676ers：Mods please ban me. I suggested at halftime that it might be time for Dedmon. I dont deserve to stay on this sub.

版主呢？求你把我封了吧。我他么在半场的时候居然说不行就换戴德蒙上。我真是不配待在费区啊！

Zincinzincout：Imagine not being undefeated in the playoffs

难道……要16-0？

anomander_galt：So we can rest Embïd until the ECF then?

所以我们可以让大帝歇到东决？

UnfilteredGarbage：HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

翻译：特拉法尔加丶羅