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译者注：上一场太忙没空搞赛后，被大家纷纷私信轰炸招呼，不胜惶恐。所以今天给大家加加量，就当补了！嘻嘻，良心如我。

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The Philadelphia 76ers (3-2) beat the Boston Celtics (2-3) 115-103 on the road at TD Garden.

【赛后】费城76人115比103战胜波士顿凯尔特人，系列赛3-2。

Jackgap：Nothing worse than getting booed at home by your fans...

世上无难事，只怕主场嘘。

TuaTouchdownsallova：Jaylen Brown making notes.

He’s gonna be researching sunny places to play with no state income tax next year.

布朗已经掏出小本本了。

让我们来研究下有哪些阳光明媚还不收州税的地方。

--nahwhatever-whynot：Houston bound obviously

我猜你一定是在说俺们休斯屯吧！

Airport-Hungry：Danuel House legacy game

我在NBA季后赛请神活动中请到了豪超巨，你也快来试试吧~

--elbarto4455：And he had the fattest loogie of the night

而且他还爆出了当晚最强神装——哈喇子。

Fastheadcrab：Went from screwing staff and his reputation in the bubble to screwing over the Celtics

昔日星马豪在泡泡园区探花，一发七伤拳毁灭了火箭；如今星马豪来北岸花园探花，娇弱的凯尔特人也衣衫褴褛泪眼婆娑。

DrunkBucksFan：Bucks Celtics ECF gonna be wild

雄鹿和凯尔特人的东决一定非常的精彩吧！

--nrj6490：Eastern Cancun Finals?

你说的是在坎昆举办的那个东决吗？

--Vermillion_Crab：I know the Playoffs are unpredictable but this year it's like on steroids.

我知道季后赛总是充满了变数，但今年是变形金刚的变。

--FredDupe：See ya in Cancun brother

抓紧点，去坎昆钓鱼啦。

ChocoBoy50：Boston 🤝Warriors

凯勇手牵手，海钓一起走。

slysonic7：After a while the Celtics just have no excuses. They are an undisciplined, disengaged team that thinks they can out-talent their opponents

绿凯输得毫无脾气，缺乏纪律、精神涣散，自以为可以凭天赋碾压任何对手。

--MC-Jdf：Turns out trying is an actual skill. Who would’ve thought?

Certainly not the Celtics.

事实再一次证明，努力是可以胜过天赋的。谁还想不到呢？

显然凯尔特人还没想到。

IronicHours：Well Embiid is the MVP and Harden is still better then Brown no matter what people think.

不管人们怎么想，大帝就是当之无愧的MVP，登哥也绝对强过布朗。

--samefacenewaccount：r/nba has led me to believe Harden is washed.

可是湿乎乎早就给我洗脑了鸭，说登哥必拉胯。

----Diglett3：don’t forget fat

你看你又不尊重了，除了拉还有肥。

------topofthecc：Harden is curvy, not fat.

瞎说，我登哥那不叫肥，那叫曲线美。

YeahNoYeahThatsCool：This sub is hilarious in its back and forth. It's like ESPN up in this.

Game 1 - Boston has no excuses, Harden is a beast, wait til Joel gets back this shit is done. Philly in 5.

Game 2 - Philly is done, shit's over, Joel and Harden are broken. Boston in 5.

Game 3 - What kind of MVP is that, Joel is ass, Harden had a one and done. Boston in 5.

Game 4 - Harden did it for John Hao, won't be able to do it again, Embiid is still an ass MVP, Boston's gonna get them back for this. Boston in 6.

Game 5 - Boston has always sucked, Philly is the truth. Philly in 6 and can't believe Boston could even make it this far.

这个区的墙头草可太多了，咋整得跟有球必应似的。

G1 -- 绿凯输得没有任何借口，登哥天神下凡，等大帝回来系列赛就终结了！费城5场搞定。

G2 -- 76人完了，全他妈完了，大帝和登哥崩了哇！波士顿5场搞定。

G3 -- 这也配MVP？恩比德就是个菜鸡，哈登也就吃那么一顿饺子。波士顿5场搞定。

G4 -- 这场全靠郝同学场边Buff施法，下场哈登就要CD了。恩比德大菜鸡。波士顿6场搞定。

G5 -- 我早就说绿凯烂得一匹，76人才是真正的强队！费城6场搞定。说实话我都不信绿凯能走到现在。

--Rfisk064：First day on Reddit?

哥们你第一天逛虎扑吧？

FultzShoulder：We already know about Embiid, Harden and Maxey so I'll skip that part.

Tobias was having a legacy game but the refs ain't having none of it. His double double in the 1st half was huge.

Danuel House with a Lonnie Walker.

Finally, shout out to double agent Al Horford. That contract the Sixers gave him finally paying off.

马大哈顶呱呱，这就不必展开夸。

今天大哥终于叼着烟来了，可惜裁判给他把烟掐了。上半场就拿两双属实社会。

豪超巨看到昨天沃克的惊艳终于坐不住了，于是提裆上马。

最后，让我们向高级卧底伙夫致敬，费城给他开的天价合同总算是得到了回报。

OverusedRedditJoke：Jaylen Brown is shooting 57% on the series. I just don't understand why he's only taking 15 shots a game

牛爷爷本轮系列赛命中率高达57%，我十分困惑为什么他一场比赛只能得到15次出手。

--cshaxercs：One word: Tatum

就俩字：獭兔。

----shitpumper：Two more words: Marcus Smart

再加个字：大聪明。

--Sour__Cream：I mean he could be shooting 57% because he’s only taking 15 shots.

Increasing volume does not mean efficiency will stay the same

有没有可能，他之所以有57%的命中率，是因为他只能承担15次的出手数。

让他再承担更多出手，效率可不一定能继续维持。

SaintSavage1：76ers vs Heat ECF like we all predicted

76人VS热火的东决剧本将如期上演。

suzukigun4life：Tatum: - 26 in 40 minutes

PritchGOD: +14 in 8 minutes

Do with that information whatever you want

獭兔：上场40分钟，正负值-26

普理大爹：上场8分钟，正负值+14

各位JR咋看？

--cesga_0218：Trade Tatum. Build around Pritchard

还能咋看？交易獭兔扶正普理查德呗！

NoobOnTheRun：you're telling me an NBA team is allowed to hold on to double digits leads?

我看球少，原来一支NBA球队居然能一直领先对手两位数吗？

Both_Funny4896：cant wait for Bill Simmons’ tears 🤣

我已经等不及看比尔·西蒙斯哭唧唧了🤣

（译者注：比尔·西蒙斯，NBA名记，凯尔特人铁杆粉丝）

--floatersforalgernon：I’m just in a dark place with this Celtics team. Officially NOT TWEETING TONIGHT.

“我对这支凯尔特人感到心碎。我今晚不会再发任何推文。”

----QuantumFreakonomics：I had to check. This is a real Tweet LMAO

别说，我得去查查，这可太像真的了233

--GGezpzMuppy：Boston Media about to overreact and ask if Ben Simmons is still available to trade for one of the Js.

波士顿的媒体即将展开热烈讨论，探讨本·西蒙斯换取双探花之一的可行性。

Jnprrnsp：I am once again begging for Mr. Hao to be in attendance for Game 6

谁有郝同学的电话？我得求求他G6务必来现场。

TheAgGatsby：Bucks fans praying that the Celtics lose so that r/nba can move on to clowning another franchise

雄鹿球迷全在默默祈祷绿凯输球，这样湿乎乎的火力就可以从他们身上转移了。

Kendrickshalamar：Harden no look bounce passing to Embiid all night was beautiful

登哥整晚都在不看人传球给大帝，简直美如画。

--reason4rage：They let him eat mid range all night, I couldn't believe it.

对面居然一整晚都在放大帝投中距离大空位，我人都傻眼了。

YouStillTakeDamage：Embiid was the best player on the floor by a country mile. Completely in control on both ends of the floor, Boston couldn’t do a thing against him.

恩比德和场上其他球员不是一个层级的，简直甩他们五条街。完全统治了攻防两端，绿凯拿他毫无办法。

--mxnoob983：Harden was also excellent. Not as flamethrower hot as game 1 and 4, but only 2 turnovers with the amount of ball pressure he faced was beautiful

登哥也是定海神针。虽然不像G1 G4那样火热，但是在面对空前的防守压力下，仍然只有2次失误，真的稳。

DLgoblue12：Guys I think Ime Udoka was the better coach after all

兄弟们，为什么我真觉得乌度卡更强……

--tjspill3r：Unless you’re a staff member

那你肯定不是波士顿的员工。

--Raging_Professor：Imagine getting outcoached by Glenn Rivers

尤其是当你对面是猪头，你还被玩弄于股掌时。

Tkbotf：Ime put the dog and defensive intensity in the Celtics. Just so happened to have a lil work wifey. Mazzulla stands there wondering what cool, quirky thing he can tell the media after the game. Might do a backflip in the locker room, might wear a blindfold doing his presser, might tell us about his super cool and awesome black belt. Who knows.

乌度卡给这支凯尔特人灌注了疯狗一般的防守强度，他只是精虫上脑管不住屌。马祖拉就不一样了，他脑子里成天想的就是怎样在赛后采访时跟媒体装逼，比如在更衣室里玩个后空翻，或者带个眼罩参加发布会，要么就是跟我们显摆他的黑带。谁知道呢。

--lovo17：The crazy thing is that this Celtics roster is better than their roster last year, but it just doesn't feel that way.

可怕的是，这支凯尔特人的阵容比去年还要好一截，结果反而更不尽如人意。

TIMBER：So does this count as an Embid playoff moment?

所以，今天算恩比德季后赛代表作了吗？

legend023：Can the Joel Embiid haters crowd shut up now

大帝的黑子们可以闭嘴了不？

Rapelbaum：Fuck Boston

波士顿是座美丽的城市，那里的龙虾好吃。

ok_heh：Philly are pretty scary

• Harden and Taytum can match up offensively

• Maxey can drop similar numbers to Brown

• then oh btw you got this unstoppable monster MVP center that can block everything and drop 40+ that no one can match up to

费城真的很可怕。

·哈登和塔图姆在进攻端可以兑子

·马克西可以砍下和布朗一样的分数

·然后他喵的还有个无法阻挡的怪物级MVP中锋，能扇飞你的一切，还能砍下40+，完全对不上，怎么打嘛

kailo99：You are not a true Sixers fan if you weren't filled with agonising fear of blowing a 20 point lead in 3 minutes to Payton Pritchard.

如果你没有因为担心费城会被普理查德在3分钟内一波流逆转而被吓得心碎，那么你就不是一个真正的76人粉丝。

Jappixslackbot：Refs in game 6 after pregame speech by Silver

肖华赛前演讲后，下一场的裁判：

Amenacingballsack:The Celtics will not roll over again on Thursday. Neither will the refs: Silver still wants his Boston v LA Finals.

Control the boards. Get 50/50 balls. Don't do dumb shit. With any luck our shooters will stay hot and we can out will them.

凯尔特人不会就这样束手就擒的， 裁判也不会——肖华仍然希望看到的是波士顿对洛杉矶的总决赛。

控制好篮板，拼下五五开的球，别犯傻。如果我们的投手可以幸运地继续保持火热的手感，那我们可以真正击败他们。

jackp32：I said this series was over after Game 3

I have never been more happy to be so wrong in my life

G3结束后我说系列赛完了。

我真是个大沙雕，纯种的。

PensiveinNJ：BLOCKED BY EMBIID! BLOCKED BY EMBIID!!

恩比德泰山压顶！恩比德遮天蔽日！！

Mathiasthethird：Fuck all of y’all that were saying Maxey can’t create his own shot

那些说我马宝不能自主创造投篮的憨批们傻眼了没？biu biu biu!

BiSportsFan：Id like to thank elite shooter al Horford for helping with the W tonight

感谢我们的精英射手伙夫，感谢你带领费城走向胜利！

Falconpwn6：Nets fan here, FUCK THE CELTICS

篮网球迷过来给你们加送一门意大利炮，你们想办法再干他娘的凯尔特人一炮。

Ajjjon2k：Everyone besides Boston fans and racists is so happy lmao

感觉今晚除了波士顿球迷和种族主义者，所有人都很开心呐哈哈哈

Vip_Pwner：Sixers in six.

76人6场搞定，6。

翻译：@特拉法尔加丶羅